By signing up for our services, you agree to our terms and conditions, which are written in a language that is slightly less confusing than a tax return.
Section 1: Our Services
We will provide you with a service that is roughly 90% as good as you would expect, but not as good as you need.
Section 2: Your Responsibilities
You will be responsible for not breaking the internet with our service.
Section 3: Cancellation Policy
You can cancel your subscription at any time, but please note that our lawyers are not always available to help with the process.
Section 4: Warranty Disclaimer
We make no warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to the warranty that our service will actually work.