Frequently Asked Questions for the Most Important Subscription Service

Q: What is the point of this subscription service?

A: To provide you with the most important thing in life: constant reminders that you are not special.

Q: Is it worth it?

A: Honestly, no. But it's only $19.99/month. So, if you're looking for a way to waste money, we're happy to help.

Q: How do I cancel?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. You'll be getting an email from us every week for the rest of eternity.

Q: Can I get a refund?

A: Only if you can prove that our constant reminders that you are not special have caused you actual emotional trauma. We're not doctors, but our lawyers are on speed dial.

Q: Can I get in touch with customer support?

Yes, please do.