Subscription Cancellation Form

Dear Subscription Wizard, we regret to inform you that your subscription has been cancelled due to excessive use of sarcasm and irony.

We cannot in good conscience continue to serve you with a free service, especially since you've been using us for your own personal gain and not for our intended purpose of providing mildly entertaining content.

As per our Terms of Service, your access to our website will be revoked, and your account will be deleted.

However, we do offer a limited time window for reconsideration. If you wish to reinstate your subscription, please visit our Second Chance Form and answer the following question: "What's the point of even trying?".

Failure to respond within 24 hours will result in permanent cancellation of services.