Subscription Agreement: Napping Expertise
Terms and Conditions
By subscribing to our service, you agree to take a 3-hour nap every Sunday afternoon. This is non-negotiable.
- Our naps are guaranteed to be at least 3 hours long.
- Our naps are guaranteed to be taken on Sundays only.
- You will not be disturbed during your nap, except for an emergency.
- You will not be allowed to use your phone during your nap.
- You will not be allowed to eat anything during your nap, except for a snack.
Subscription Levels
| Level 1: Basic Napping |
Level 2: Premium Napping |
Level 3: Expert Napping |
| 1 nap per week |
2 naps per week |
3 naps per week |
| $10/week |
$20/week |
$30/week |
Napping Schedule
Advanced Napping Techniques
Nap Time Management