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The Gold-plated Tinfoil is a game-changer. It's like wearing a tiny, shiny shield to protect you from the mundane. Learn more
The Dragon-Skin Scales are perfect for those who want to blend in with their surroundings. They're also great for hiding from the in-laws. More details
Are you tired of getting scratched by your significant other during a Netflix binge-watching session? The Robo-Suit 9000 is here to save the day! Read the full review
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