Subscription Plan: Lunar Lunacy Edition

Get ready for a month of moonlit madness!

For $19.99, you get:

• One free moon pie delivered to your doorstep every full moon
• Exclusive access to our lunar-themed workout routine, guaranteed to make you glow like the moon
• A personalized lunar calendar, because who doesn't love a good moon phase?

But wait, there's more!

• 10% off all moon-related merchandise in our online store
• A free moon-themed tote bag, because you can never have too many tote bags

Sign up now and receive a FREE upgrade to our Yearly Lunacy Edition!

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try our Weekly Whirlwind Edition for the ultimate lunar experience!

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