Q: What is this nonsense?

A: Welcome to Cheesy Black Fridays, the subscription service where we serve you a slice of existential dread with every bill.

Q: How often will you pester me with notifications?

A: Frequently. Like, every day. With a side of "BUY NOW AND GET A FREE CHEESE SHARPENER!"
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Q: Can I cancel my subscription?

A: No. You signed a contract in blood. Literally. We have it. In a folder. Somewhere. Probably.

Q: Will you send me any real rewards?

A: Rewards? Ha! You'll get a free tote bag that says "I'M A SHEEPLEADER" on it. It's worth 100,000 points!

See our rewards catalog