Subscription Plateau is a mystical realm where your monthly payments never truly end. It's like the Matrix, but instead of bending spoons, you're bending credit card limits.
Q: Is it safe to subscribe here?
A: We have a 99% satisfaction rate with our subscriptions. The 1%? Well, let's just say they're still on hold with customer service.
Q: Can I cancel my subscription?
A: Ha! You'll never cancel your subscription. We're like a bad relationship. You'll always come crawling back.