Appendix: The Most Vague and Unfulfilling Prophecy Ever Predicted

In a world where the skies are always gray, and the sun never rises, it is foreseen that the coffee will always be too hot.

A time of great upheaval, where the only constant is the constant change, it is prophesied that the couch will be too comfy.

A land of lost dreams, where the only thing that matters is the price of avocado, it is seen that the Wi-Fi will always be strong.

It is said, the end of times, where the only sound that matters is the echo of your own voice, it is foretold that the cat will be too lazy.

A List of Unfulfilling Prophecies:

  1. The socks will never be paired.
  2. The toast will always be burnt.
  3. The cat will always land on its paws.
  4. The Wi-Fi will always be strong.

And in the end, it is foreseen, that it will all come to an end, in a most unfulfilling way.

Read more about the Prophecy of the Unending Cycle of Unfulfillment