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Disclaimer

By subscribing to our service, you agree to receive regular emails from us, including but not limited to:

• Weekly newsletters filled with the most exciting, the most thrilling, the most awe-inspiring content the world has ever seen.
• Bi-weekly updates on our favorite types of font sizes.
• Monthly reminders to check your email, because we know you'll forget.

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Termination Policy

If you're a subscriber and you're still awake after 3am and you're thinking about canceling your subscription, don't worry, we won't judge you.

• We reserve the right to terminate your subscription at any time for any reason or no reason at all.
• Or just because you wore the same socks two days in a row.

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Cancellation Policy

To cancel your subscription, simply send us a strongly worded letter, preferably written in Comic Sans, to our address:

123 Unsubscribville, USA 12345

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