Subscription Terms of Service: Because You're Probably Not Paying Attention
Cookies Are Not Subscriptions
Subscription is Not a Love Story
Subscription is a Series of Letters and Numbers
Subscription Terms are Just a Series of Questions prophets of boredom
By clicking "I agree," you are agreeing to our
sermon on subscription.
You are also agreeing to
cookies being a serious matter.
By not reading this, you are
lying
.