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Subscription Levels:

Basement Dweller ($5/month) - For those who've given up on life and just want to sit in the dark.

Bad Decision Maker ($10/month) - For those who've made one too many impulse buys and need to justify them with a subscription.

Early Riser ($20/month) - For those who've somehow managed to become functioning members of society and need a subscription that won't make them question their life choices.

Don't ask us about the 'Premium' option. We have no idea what it does. (Not really, we just threw that in for fun)