Our prices are as clear as a politician's smile:
- $19.99/month for the standard subscription
- $29.99/month for the premium subscription (includes 24/7 customer support... from our AI-powered chatbot)
- $99.99/month for the deluxe subscription (includes a personalized welcome letter from our CEO)
But wait, there's more! Our subscription prices don't include:
- Taxes
- Fees
- Interest on late payments
- The cost of therapy to cope with the anxiety of being charged $19.99/month for a service you don't use
We're not just a subscription service, we're a lifestyle.
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