Subscription Terms 2 & 3: The Double-Edged Sword

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Clause 2: The Right to be Ignored

Our terms reserve the right to ignore you at any time, for any reason or no reason at all. This includes (but is not limited to) when you're in the middle of a critical moment in your favorite show, when you're in a meeting, or when you're trying to eat a sandwich.

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