To cancel your subscription, simply follow the steps below. Don't worry, we won't miss you (much).
Step 1: Go to our Contact Page and send us a strongly-worded message.
Step 2: We'll respond with a series of 10 increasingly-exasperated emails. This will likely take several days.
Step 3: Once we've exhausted all avenues of customer support, we'll cancel your account.
That's it. No fuss, no muss. Well, except for that one time you spent 3 hours on the phone with us trying to cancel your account. That was fun.
Still have questions? Try our FAQ page. We're sure our answers will be very helpful.