Subscription Benefits
Free Inflatable Furniture
Get a free blow-up couch, chair, and coffee table with your subscription. Perfect for those impromptu, existential crises.
Unlimited Access to Absurd Support Chat
Free Therapy Sessions with our In-House, Certified Absurdity Specialists
Our team of expertly trained therapists will help you navigate the depths of absurdity, all while wearing a bright pink jumpsuit.
Complimentary Copies of "The Absurdity Survival Guide" E-book
A comprehensive guide to thriving in a world that's just a little too real.