As a Level 1 member, you get to experience the thrill of:
- Slow-loading pages
- Unoptimized images
- Unresponsive forms
- Unsolicited pop-ups
- And the occasional 404 page that still says "Page Not Found"!
But don't worry, it's not all bad! You'll also get:
- Early access to our quarterly newsletters about nothing in particular
- Exclusive access to our annual "What Were We Thinking?" retrospective
- And a 10% discount on all overpriced merchandise!
Want to see what's beneath the surface? Click here to see what's in store for Level 2 members...