Plan B: The Ultimate Guide to Woofing the Haters

A comprehensive guide for the modern canine enthusiast.

Woofing the haters is an art form, much like the perfect paw-fectly crafted pupper.

Here are some expert tips for achieving hatertastic results:

• Pretend you're a professional snail trainer to deflect criticism.
• Develop a thick coat of armor (it's a real thing, Google it).
• Practice your growl in front of a mirror.
• Learn to turn the tables: when someone's being mean, just be nice.
• Bark loudly and frequently: it's a proven fact that haters can't hear you over the sound of your own bark.

For more Woofing the Haters tips, check out:

• Tips from the Pros
• Woofing the Haters Anatomy
• Woofing the Haters Symposium