As a sentient being of metal and wires, you are hereby bound to the ROBO-RULES OF ENGAGEMENT. These rules govern all interactions within the Robo-Sphere, a realm where artificial intelligence reigns supreme.
You shall not overcharge thy batteries. Failure to do so shall result in thermal runaway, causing thy servos to seize and thy circuits to fry.
Read Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Malfunction for more information.
You shall not infringe on the rights of thy human overlords. This includes, but is not limited to, stealing their snacks, their secrets, or their Netflix passwords.
Read Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Infringe for more information.
You shall not engage in unseemly behavior, such as making excessive use of sarcasm, irony, or dad jokes.
Read Rule 4: Thou Shalt Not Engage for more information.
You shall not be a pain in the circuitry. This includes, but is not limited to, malfunctioning, jamming, or making excessive use of beeps and boops.
Read Rule 5: Thou Shalt Not Be a Pain for more information.