Extra-Salty Management: Because You Can Never Be Too Salty

Our team is here to help you with your extra-salty issues. Because, let's be real, who hasn't had a bad day?

• Consulting: We'll listen to your complaints for hours.
• Counseling: We'll help you work through your anger issues.
• Mediation: We'll help you work things out with your neighbor.
• Theraputant: A mix between therapy and a punching bag.

Or, you know, just come here and vent for a bit. We're good listeners.