To be a beacon of saltiness in a world that's too nice.
We're not just a company, we're a movement. A movement of people who refuse to let our feelings get the best of us. Who rage-quit Netflix, our relationships, and our dignity. Who still use dial-up internet and wear pleated pants.
Meet the team of salty individuals who make it all possible.
Our values: Saltiness, Bitterness, and Resignation
Our technology: A combination of duct tape, twine, and prayer
Apply to be a member of our team by filling out this form. We promise not to make fun of you, we swear.