Subsidiary One: The Most Extra-Salty of Them All

Where the customer is always right, unless you're dealing with our customer service team.

We're the ones who make you wait 45 minutes on the phone, only to tell you that we can't help you.

But hey, at least we have a fancy website, right?

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Our Mission

Our mission is to make you feel like you're getting the runaround.

View Our Many, Many Excuses for Not Helping You