Welcome to Identity Crisis HQ, where your sense of self is a mere mortal.
We're here to help you question your life choices, doubt your existence, and maybe even find a new hobby.
Our experts (okay, we just have a chatbot named "Bob") will guide you through the existential quagmire that is your life.
Current Crisis Level: 11/10
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Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any lasting damage to your psyche.