Welcome to the Subsim Simulator 3000, where we're simulating a world where you're not really in charge. But hey, that's the point!
Current Simulation Status: IN PROGRESS
Available Simulations: Increase Difficulty by 10%: Chaos Mode
Or, for the truly adventurous: Unpredictable Mode: Randomness Ensured
Simulation Notes:
Warning: Simulations may cause excessive sweating, spontaneous laughter, or temporary insanity. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage to your social life, relationships, or sanity.