Welcome to the world of excessive consumption, where the boundaries between "just one more hit" and "total catastrophe" are blissfully blurred. Here's a crash course in the art of self-destruction.
**Warning: Do not attempt to replicate these techniques at home. Or in a public place. Or while operating heavy machinery. Or while near a pool.
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**Substance Abuse: A User Guide for the Discerning Overdose Artist