Subpage: Soloing 101

You've made it to soloing, congratulations! You've managed to avoid actual human interaction for weeks. Now it's time to take your skills to the next level.

Here's some tips for soloing like a pro:

  1. Don't talk to people. They're just going to judge you.
  2. Cook your meals in a microwave. It's 90% as good as actual cooking.
  3. Buy a Roomba and name it 'Rover'. It'll be your new BFF.
Phase 1: Denial Phase 2: Acceptance Phase 3: Desperation