Welcome to our line of steam powered exosuits. These are not just suits, they're a lifestyle.
Our suits are designed to enhance your physical abilities, but not in a subtle way. Think of them as a middle-aged uncle at a rave.
Each suit comes with a built-in steam-powered jetpack, because who needs personal space when you can have personal propulsion?
Features:
Order yours today and get a free matching steam-powered top hat!
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