Subtech: The Mind-Readers Union

Welcome to the most secretive, yet most open-minded organization in the world.

Where the veil between thought and reality is at its thinnest.

We're not just mind-readers, we're mind-editors. We're not just telepathic, we're telegeniuses.

Want to know the deepest, darkest secrets of the world? Look no further! Our union has got it all: the secrets, the scandals, the subtleties.

ประกapply now for union membership and get:

Unrestricted access to all the thoughts in the world (and a few that are unthink-able.)
Free training sessions prophets of doom (our expert telepathic trainers)
Discount prophets of doom merchandise (because who needs a social life, anyway?)
A free subscription to our in-house MindReader's Weekly newsletter
And, of course, the exclusive right to judge others for their lack of telepathic prowess

Want to explore more? Click the links to see what other subpages we have: