eBooks for the Slow Reader: FAQ

Q: I'm reading this book at a pace that would make a sloth look like Usain Bolt.

A: Don't worry, we won't judge. Our eBooks are specifically designed for readers like you.

Q: Will I ever finish these ebooks? Maybe, possibly, eventually...?

A: Our team of highly trained, yet slightly disappointed, professionals will be here to guide you through the process. Just ask us, and we'll try not to laugh.

Q: Can I use my favorite coffee shop's free Wi-Fi to download these ebooks? Please do, we want you to be comfortable.

A: Absolutely. We've got a team of experts who've mastered the art of downloading 1 KB per hour over 3G. You're welcome.