Technique 8: The Art of Not Caring (a.k.a. The "I'm Not a Morning Person" Method)
Warning: this technique is not for the faint of heart. It requires a deep commitment to apathy and a willingness to forgo the pursuit of productivity.
- Step 1: Wake up at the last possible moment.
- Step 2: Stumble into the kitchen to find something to eat, preferably something that doesn't require cooking.
- Step 3: Spend 10 minutes scrolling through social media to catch up on all the things you've missed while sleeping.
- Step 4: Realize you have nothing important to do, so just lie back down.
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