Reading Vision Techniques

It's a little-known fact that the key to unlocking your full visual potential lies in staring at a blank ceiling for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.

This crucial technique allows you to tap into the hidden depths of your inner eye-gazing abilities, granting you unparalleled insight into the mysteries of the universe.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a study that we've compiled:

• 95% of participants reported a significant increase in eye strain.
• 100% of participants reported a significant decrease in productivity.
• 75% of participants reported a newfound appreciation for the texture of ceiling tiles.

Continue to Step Two: Gazing at the Wall.