Technique 1: The Blink-And-Read - This is an ancient art of rapidly scanning a page and pretending to have read it. It's like a ninja's version of "speed reading."
Technique 2: Eyes-Only - Focus on one sentence or phrase at a time, and try not to look back.
Technique 3: The Gaze Is Strong - Use your eyes as a powerful laser, cutting through the noise and into the soul of the text.