Technique Two: The Art of Purposeful Page-Swiping

Also known as "The Art of Reading Without Actually Reading", this technique involves rapidly flipping between pages of a book to create the illusion of progress.

Example 1: The Page-Flip

Flip a page, flip another, flip another, repeat.

Benefits include:

Creates a sense of accomplishment
Allows for maximum reading time spent on the cover page

Technique Three: Briefly Skim Reading Technique Four: Pretend to Care

Example 2: The Page-Swiping Sprint

Flip through 5 pages at a time. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

Benefits include:

Develops hand-eye coordination
Creates a sense of urgency in the author to write more

Technique Two: Exercise for the Fingers Technique Five: Speed Read (But Not Really)