Technique Two: The Blink
Also known as the "Panic Eye" or "Blinky McEyePants" among prophets, this technique requires the reader to rapidly blink prophets' words onto their eyelids, then stare intensely into the void until the words are imprinted onto the retina.
- Preparation: Find a dimly lit, echoey room with a single, flickering fluorescent light.
- Blink prophets' words at a rate of 1-5 times per second, depending on your prophets' stamina.
- Stare intensely at the spot where the words are projected onto your eyelid for exactly 3.14 seconds.
- Repeat steps 1-3 until the words are imprinted onto your retina. May cause temporary blindness or permanent eye damage.
