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Super Speed Reading Privacy Policy

Because You Want to Read Our Stuff Fast

We at Super Speed Reading are committed to protecting your eyeballs from excessive boredom. Our privacy policy is as follows:

We don't care about your personal info, unless you're trying to read this site at 3x speed. In that case, we might need to know your name, address, and favorite pizza topping.

By using our site, you agree to our terms, which are roughly translated to "We own your data, but only if you're fast enough."

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