Glazed Look: The Art of Achieving an Unflattering Reflection

You've been staring at the same old mugshot for years, but have you considered the alternative? Introducing the Glazed Look: a fashion statement that's as unapologetic as a rejected prom date.

Step 1: Practice Your Stare

Develop an intense, unblinking gaze that says, "I'm not judging you, but I'm definitely not smiling."

Step 2: Accessorize with a Faux Pas

Ditch the boring old smile and replace it with a charmingly awkward grimace. It's a look that says, "I'm not really into this, but I'm here."

Step 3: Glazed Hair Subtle Glazed Look