You've been staring at the same old mugshot for years, but have you considered the alternative? Introducing the Glazed Look: a fashion statement that's as unapologetic as a rejected prom date.
Develop an intense, unblinking gaze that says, "I'm not judging you, but I'm definitely not smiling."
Ditch the boring old smile and replace it with a charmingly awkward grimace. It's a look that says, "I'm not really into this, but I'm here."