Welcome to Average Food, the culinary equivalent of the middle seat in the middle row. We're not here to amaze or delight, but to merely exist.
Our menu features a variety of dishes that are, well, not bad, but not great either. Think of it as the beige wallpaper of restaurants.
Our underwhelming burgers are cooked to a temperature that's not too hot, not too cold, but just... there.
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Our sandwiches are stored in the fridge for exactly 37.5 minutes before serving, ensuring they're just as cold as they are warm.
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