The Art of Extreme Ironing

Lesson 1: Mastering the Ancient Art of Ironing in the Most Unforgiving Environments

Today, we will be exploring the intricacies of ironing in the most inhospitable of conditions. From the scorching deserts to the frozen tundras, we will delve into the world of ironing where only the most hardened ironers dare tread.

First, let us begin with the basics. How to iron in the midst of a Category 5 hurricane:

1. Secure your iron to the nearest anchor point.
2. Adjust your heat settings to maximum.
3. Iron with reckless abandon, but always keep a safe distance from the eye.

Next, let us discuss the art of ironing on the surface of the sun:

1. Wear protective eyewear.
2. Use a specialized ironing board made from pure titanium.
3. Iron with precision, as the fabric will be constantly shifting and re-forming due to the intense radiation.