Subtopics: Brain Farting Tips - 3. The Fart of a Gentleman

Learn to contain the pressure, not to mention the stink. A true gentleman can clear the room with his silent but deadly farts, all while maintaining a composed demeanor.

Practice in front of a mirror to perfect your technique, but be warned: you'll still end up gassing yourself.

Don't get caught, but if you do, just smile and say, 'I was just, uh, passing gas, old chap.'

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Side Effects of Brain Farting

May lead to increased self-awareness, self-acceptance, and self-love. But not always. Maybe just more toilet paper sales.

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