Welcome to the definitive guide on how to defend your beets against the impending alien invasion!

Choose Your Weapons

DEFEND THE BEETS

It's not just about the beets, it's about the principle.

Fortify Your Beet Fortress Employ the Beet Troops Booby Trap the Beet Entrance

Fortify Your Beet Fortress

Build a sturdy fortress around your beets using the finest materials: steel plating, barbed wire, and reinforced concrete. Don't just sit back and watch as the aliens blast your beets into oblivion!

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