As a seasoned lettuce escape artist, you're no stranger to the thrill of the great outdoors. But, let's face it, sometimes you just wanna run for the hills, er, fields of green.
In the days leading up to your daring escape, it's essential to:
Don't forget to stay hydrated with our special survival snacks!
Lettuce escape artists are not responsible for any property damage caused by over-enthusiastic lettuce enthusiasts.