Excessive burping, involuntary flatulence, and a strong sense of existential dread. You know, the usual.
Caused by: Eating too many beans, drinking too much coffee, or simply being alive.
TreatmentsFrom the dreaded "Gastro-Parasite" to the lesser-known "Fungal-Foot-Parasite", we've got you covered.
Learn more about each variant and its effects on this page.
Preventative measures can include avoiding bean-based meals, regular bowel exercises, and a strict regimen of meditation and yoga.Or you know, just wear a hazmat suit everywhere you go. That usually works.