Technology: Because You Clearly Needed More Things to Stress About

Welcome to TechnoTrance, the website where the latest gadgets and innovations are not here to make your life easier, but to slowly drive you mad with anxiety.

We offer a variety of services, including:

• Real-time updates from your social media friends
• Targeted ads tailored to your deepest fears and desires
• Smart home security systems that can only be reset via a 20-minute phone call to India

And for the really dedicated: Our special server-side logic puzzle challenge: "Can you get out of this loop?"