You Are Broke

Congratulations, you're officially broke! You're so broke, you can't even afford a good cry.

You Just Got A Raise, But It's Not Enough

You Just Spent All Your Money

Financial Emergency Contacts:

Financial Emergency Services

Emergency Funds:

401(k) - The Only Thing Holding You Together

Other Options:

Cut Up Credit Cards

Move In With Your Parents, It's Not Like You'll Get Any Better