Counter-Revolutionary Theories

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Our team of expert counter-revolutionaries are dedicated to providing the most absurd, the most heretical, and the most hilariously wrong theories on the web.

Check out our top 10 Utterly Ridiculous Theories for a dose of intellectual comfort food.

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Top 10 Utterly Ridiculous Theories

A selection of our most absurd and entertaining counter-revolutionary theories, guaranteed to make you question reality.

  1. 1. The Theory of Absolute Chaos
  2. 2. The Theory of Utterly Useless Objects
  3. 3. The Theory of Chronological Reversal
  4. 4. The Theory of Quantum Superposition
  5. 5. The Theory of Infinite Regression
  6. 6. The Theory of Quantum Fluctuation
  7. 7. The Theory of Temporal Loops
  8. 8. The Theory of Paraconsistency
  9. 9. The Theory of Simulacrum Ontology
  10. 10. The Theory of Quantum Non-Locality

Counter-Revolutionary 101

The fundamentals of opposing the revolution, explained in an overly complicated way.

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