Tired of being a hero? Do you dream of being a complex, morally ambiguous anti-hero? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide will walk you through the steps needed to subvert the norm and become the kind of hero nobody likes, but secretly respects.
Step 1: Identify your weaknesses and learn how to exploit them for maximum effect.
Step 2: Embrace your vice and let it consume you, body and soul.
Step 3: Find a good cause to screw over, one that will make you look good in the eyes of the public, but really just serve your own interests.