Don't bother. We're not really interested in your suggestions, complaints, or cat pictures. But hey, we'll pretend to listen.
Our email address is a 404 error code. noname@noaddress.com
Want to send us a fax? Ha! We don't have a fax line. You'll just get a recording of a fax machine beeping at you.
Or, you know what? Just don't. We're good.
But if you really must, try our feedback form. Just don't expect us to read it.