Here's the deal. Society wants us all to conform. To be like the beige, bland, cookie-cutter humans that make up the bulk of the masses. No, no, no. We're here to spit in the face of conformity, to mock the monotony, and to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
So, let's get subversive. Let's make a mess, let's break some rules, and let's not give a damn about what anyone else thinks. We're the rebels, the misfits, the subverts.
And so, we present to you, our manifesto:
Join us in our quest for subversion, and together, we shall make a mess of everything.