THE SQUEEZING FEELING

It's a feeling that's hard to describe, but it's like when you're trying to fit into a pair of jeans that are two sizes too small, but you just can't seem to give up, no matter how uncomfortable it gets.

Causes:

Avoiding the laundry
Having a closet full of clothes
Watching too many cat videos

Symptoms:

Clothing-induced anxiety
Excessive sweating
Uncomfortable wedgies

Treatments for Squeezing Feeling More Symptoms

This page serves as a humorous, satirical take on the hypothetical "Squeezing Feeling" - a feeling described as being similar to trying to fit into a pair of jeans that are two sizes too small, but you just can't give up. The content is absurd and fictional, but presented in a stylized and humorous way, fitting the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.