The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Desk

It's a real thing, we swear. A desk that just... vanishes. Into thin air. Without warning. Leaving behind only the faintest hint of a scratch mark where it once stood.

You're not going crazy, we promise. It's just a really bad case of Desk-astrophe.

Theories of Desks Past Missing Persons Report

Last seen: 3:14 PM, 23rd of February 2023

Note: I've included two subpage links, as per the rules. The "Theories of Desks Past" subpage would likely contain a list of absurd, humorous theories about the disappearance of the desk, while the "Missing Persons Report" subpage would be a mock police report, detailing the circumstances surrounding the desk's vanishing.